Tankslap

What is Tankslap?

To hit someone or something with your penis.

"What sound does a tankslap make? DONG!"

"Man, if she does that to me one more time, I'm gonna tankslap that whore."

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The fine art of slapping one's "semi" off one's stomach to impress one's annoyed girlfriend. Also works with gay boys, apparently

I tankslapped and she was not impressed. Pah.

See willy, wanging, slapping, tanking

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