Tankslap

What is Tankslap?


1.

To hit someone or something with your penis.

"What sound does a tankslap make? DONG!"

"Man, if she does that to me one more time, I'm gonna tankslap that whore."

See tankslap, cock, wang, wedding tackle, Stovaa

2.

The fine art of slapping one's "semi" off one's stomach to impress one's annoyed girlfriend. Also works with gay boys, apparently

I tankslapped and she was not impressed. Pah.

See willy, wanging, slapping, tanking


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