Tanliness

What is Tanliness?

1: The level of purchased tan which is appropriate for a person's complextion.

2: Not too orange, not too pasty.

Dude, your tanliness is looking good!

I know dude, 10 more minutes and I would have been orange again!

See tan, metro, orange, pasty

Monkey Rubber

1. A perverted sexual act, where the individual masturbates whilst watching animals shagging. This can be done in a zoo or whilst at home..

Diddlysquat

1. Not in the least bit. I don't care diddlysquat 'bout them ol' high and mighty folks. See not, least, bit, high, mighty..

Jij Pij Pij

1. A jibberish term that is sent out via AOL IM when you are either: a) too excited to type coherent sentences b) drunk c) IMing the per..

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