Tanliness

What is Tanliness?

1: The level of purchased tan which is appropriate for a person's complextion.

2: Not too orange, not too pasty.

Dude, your tanliness is looking good!

I know dude, 10 more minutes and I would have been orange again!

See tan, metro, orange, pasty

Softgasm

1. Having an orgasm without having an erection. Sally was very disappointed when Billy Bob had a softgasm, so she refused to make him brea..

Emergency Contraceptive

1. A pill for when you mess up & have sex without a condom and the guy cums in your pussy. It's really an early abortion. It kills..

First2die

1. One who owns you, especially in Counter-Strike, Starcraft, and Reversi. "He sure was a first2die." "Naw, he wasnt THAT ..

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Tanliness Edit Meaning