Tanliness

What is Tanliness?

1: The level of purchased tan which is appropriate for a person's complextion.

2: Not too orange, not too pasty.

Dude, your tanliness is looking good!

I know dude, 10 more minutes and I would have been orange again!

See tan, metro, orange, pasty

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Tanliness Edit Meaning