Tan-man

What is Tan-man?


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A sexual act in which a female shits on the floor. Three men then cum on the shit. The shit-cum is then placed in a blender and blended with ice and the female's pee. After this the female butt-chugs the shit-pee-cum smoothie. Then the men all cum in her butt. Lastly, the woman shits all this out on the three men's chests.

"Dude, that was a total Tan-man fest last night!"

See sex, shit, pee, ass, smoothie, Tan-man


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