Tanned Wank

What is Tanned Wank?

masturbating, whilst tanned.

phil: "dayum matt, i just saw bucky having a tanned wank on the balcony"

matt: "that shit is not cool"

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1. An expression combining "hmm" and "what?" Used when in confusion or doubt. Confusion Paul: Agaga baalgajo ogisha..

Zeldathiest

1. Someone who doesn't believe in the awesomness of the Legend of Zelda series. My best friend Taylor owns a couple Zelda games, but ..

Unfunny

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