What is Tannenbaum?
1.
A hairy mole, usually found on the ass of an extremely fat
A herpes blister.
Check out that
skank 's ass, she's got a huge tannenbaum.
Her ass is so big the only thing she's missin' is a tannenbaum.
Don't be hittin' that ho, she's got a raging tannenbaum.
I got a tannenbaum from that skank hooker.
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2.
A predominantly hairless growth never found on women.
A hairy mole full of pus.
Doctor, what is it? I'm afraid, sir, you have a tannenbaum on your left butt cheek.
What's wrong with him? He's just mad cuz he found out he's got a tannenbaum.
I thought that dude was a chick until I saw his huge tannenbaum.
I popped a tannenbaum today, the pus got everywhere.
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3.
A person who has sex with farm animals.
Someone caught in the act of fucking a chicken.
Whoa, that tannenbaum's fucking a sheep.
I walked in on my little brother fucking a chicken...he's a total tannenbaum.
Farmer: Stay away from my chickens you damn dirty tannenbaum!!!
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4.
A predominantly hairless growth never found on women.
A hairy mole full of pus.
Doctor, what is it? I'm afraid, sir, you have a tannenbaum on your left butt cheek.
What's wrong with him? He's just mad cuz he found out he's got a tannenbaum.
I thought that dude was a chick until I saw his huge tannenbaum.
I popped a tannenbaum today, the pus got everywhere.
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