Tanning The Thighs Of Saint George

What is Tanning The Thighs Of Saint George?

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Slapping thighs with your penis until they are bright red, and then ejaculating a cross ontop of them, in the form of an English flag.

To show my sexual patriotism, I tanned the thighs of Saint George.

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