What is Tanque Kaat?
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the most ridiculously epic thing in the world.
a band forged from the gallstones of Odin's Raven and the milk and honey uttered forth from earth-tree Yggdrasil. the essence of rock, within the golden reeds of Pharoah Ramses satan worshiping rock cult.
War on an ottoman turks' leprous back, spraying people with battery acid out of a super-soaker.
TANQUE KAAT ROCKS
that shit rocks like TANQUE KAAT
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