Tao Of Steve Edit Meaning

1.

the tao of steve is in three parts

1) Eliminate desire

2) you have to do something excellent in her presence

3) Retreat

1) A woman can smell an agenda

2) Proving your sexual worthiness

3) We pursue that which retreats

2.

both men and women want to have sex, men want it soon, women want it later, so if you wait til a little past "later" she'll be wanting sex "soon."

Dude, just forgo the tao of steve and everything will be OK.