What is Tap Ass?
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Usually,the tap is stuck in the on position and can only be stopped with a Gerbil plug,massive amounts of corn,or Immodium.
Also associated with a 
Fred:"Hey Bob,how's your diarrhea?"
Bob:"Great!No more tap ass,thanks for lending me your gerbil!"
Pedro:"Vote for Pedro!"
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