Tap Crapper

What is Tap Crapper?


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Describes a person who is so paranoid that someone might hear them crapping, that they turn on the tap to drown out the sound of dookies hitting the toilet.

Larry: "where's Dave?"

Tom: "Oh, he's still in the bathroom. Got the tap on and everything, he's such a tap crapper."

Larry: "The man has issues.."

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