What is Tap Crapper?
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Describes a person who is so paranoid that someone might hear them crapping, that they turn on the tap to drown out the sound of dookies hitting the toilet.
Larry: "where's Dave?"
Tom: "Oh, he's still in the bathroom. Got the tap on and everything, he's such a tap crapper."
Larry: "The man has issues.."
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To drown ones existence in alcohol induced good times.
Total alleyfication of the evening
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ALLEYFICATION: it'sdefin..
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being utterly awesome
without one being asked to
"where should we eat?"
"wow dude, you are so brave to bring up such d..
