What is Taper Upper?
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A gathering at which there is an abundance of attractive available women, forcing you to Duct tape your underwear to your body to prevent you from doing something you significant other would frown upon.
(opposite of a
Man, that party last night was a real taper upper!
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Tight fitting clothing to keep your ass warm in cold conditions, or cold in warm conditions
Under Armour (UA) Cold Gear keeps you warm,..