What is Taper Upper?
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A gathering at which there is an abundance of attractive available women, forcing you to Duct tape your underwear to your body to prevent you from doing something you significant other would frown upon.
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Man, that party last night was a real taper upper!
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1. You pick up a chick at the bar, bring her home, onto your bed, but can't close.
2. Something the leafs are quite used to.
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When a girl is giving you a blow job under the blanket and you fart, trapping her and forcing her to smell the wonderful scents of your ..
