What is Taper Upper?
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A gathering at which there is an abundance of attractive available women, forcing you to Duct tape your underwear to your body to prevent you from doing something you significant other would frown upon.
(opposite of a
Man, that party last night was a real taper upper!
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Able to use any hand, any place, any time.
Like ambidextrus, but better.
You see that? I can do that because I am Omnidextrus
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