Taper Upper

What is Taper Upper?


1.

A gathering at which there is an abundance of attractive available women, forcing you to Duct tape your underwear to your body to prevent you from doing something you significant other would frown upon.

(opposite of a sausage fest)

Man, that party last night was a real taper upper!

See party, girls, underware, duct tape, sausage fest


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