What is Taper Upper?
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A gathering at which there is an abundance of attractive available women, forcing you to Duct tape your underwear to your body to prevent you from doing something you significant other would frown upon.
(opposite of a
Man, that party last night was a real taper upper!
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huge womens sun glasses that hipster chicks wear
That girl with the glam goggles was so freakin hot!
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a dirty crack whore who likes her boyfriend, Joseph, to stick his weiner ur her pussy sniffle and he poops on her face and then she eats..
