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To jerk off, especially prior to a date, so you aren't thinking about sex all the time.
Make sure you clean the pipes before going..
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The point during the night when the alcohol level in the bloodstream provides the most buzz with the least chance of discomfort later.
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took a shit; usually in one's pants
Tim: BOO!
Jim: Aww man, I just shot the chocolate...