Tard

What is Tard?


1.

Adjective used to describe one so retarded, they do not deserve the 're'

For Christ's sake, Ben, you freakin' tard!

2.

Any person who is not developmentally disabled, but rather has what is considered normal cognitive faculties but for whatever reason has opted out of using it. Whereas mental retardation is genetic in nature, this form of behavior is environmental usually resulting in too much daytime television, Brittany Spears piped in pop music, and other environmental factors.

That dude right there with the five kids he took to see the movie Basic Instinct Two who has an InSynch ringtone blaring through the movie theatre drowning out the lame dialogue is a tard. (2) That tard who thought he could drive a mile in front of me and cut in front of all of us in traffic is definitely a tard. (3) The fact that dude just asked who wanted to chat in a chat room is a citizen of Tardania.

See tard, tardania, tardish, tardistan, tardinator

3.

A person who is retarded, but is realy a normal person just acting like one.

Since he fell off the stairs he is a tard

See retard, special, retarded, injured

4.

Referring to someone who is retarded.

Have you seen

a Korean guy around here?

Yeah, only when

I open my eyes though, Tard.

See tard, retard, retarded, your mom, dingleberry

5.

a person who acts retarded. a stupid person who people think are dumb when they open their mouth. they act dorky. they dont have good social skills.

dont call me a tard call me a retard.

See retard, tard, slow, person, tardy

6.

Australians, in particular, people from the state of New South Wales often refer to people from the state of Victoria (especially people in Melbourne) as "tards". Often aimed at Melbourne Victory Football Club in chants at A-League football matches around the country.

(To the tune of my old man said follow the van)

My old man said be a Victory fan

And I said bollocks you're a c**t

We hate the tards and we f*ckin know it

We hate the Tards and we're gonna show it

With Zdrlic and Yorkie, Pierre Litbarski

They're the boys that's gonna do us fine

And if you support the Tards then you're a Melbourne b*stard

And you ain't no friend of mine

See retard, idiot, loser, retarded, stupid, moron, fucktard, n00b, melbourne, australia, bastard

7.

Residents of the Australian state of Victoria. Commonly used in a football context.

Adelaide United will tear the Tards a new one next week!

See retard, melbourne, victoria, victory, allsop


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