Tard Guard

What is Tard Guard?


1.

another name for people who take care of mentally handicapped kids and prevent them from harming them selves or others.

johnny got a job with the tard guard, then he got pooped on

See tom cruise, tard wrangler, your mom, god

2.

(n.) A device put on top of water bottles to prevent the liquid inside from splashing you when you drink, referred to in the more formal name as a "splash guard". Only a true retard would need a guard to prevent him/her from pouring their drink upon his/herself.

-"OMG dude he just put a Tard Guard on his water bottle!"

-"what a retard!"

See tard, guard, slash, retard, gaurd


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