What is Tard Guard?
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another name for people who take care of mentally handicapped kids and prevent them from harming them selves or others.
johnny got a job with the tard guard, then he got pooped on
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(n.) A device put on top of water bottles to prevent the liquid inside from splashing you when you drink, referred to in the more formal name as a "splash guard". Only a true retard would need a guard to prevent him/her from pouring their drink upon his/herself.
-"OMG dude he just put a Tard Guard on his water bottle!"
-"what a retard!"
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NOUN: a boy who is very bald and has a round, shiny head.
also: debberlou, debberhosen, beverly
OMG look at Debberhosen! He's SO ..
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the itch on the area around your balls after shaving
Also lime for short
Mikey: Yo I shaved my pubes last night and it itches so badly..