Tard Guard

What is Tard Guard?


1.

another name for people who take care of mentally handicapped kids and prevent them from harming them selves or others.

johnny got a job with the tard guard, then he got pooped on

See tom cruise, tard wrangler, your mom, god

2.

(n.) A device put on top of water bottles to prevent the liquid inside from splashing you when you drink, referred to in the more formal name as a "splash guard". Only a true retard would need a guard to prevent him/her from pouring their drink upon his/herself.

-"OMG dude he just put a Tard Guard on his water bottle!"

-"what a retard!"

See tard, guard, slash, retard, gaurd


14

Random Words:

1. Seven year itch that Vulcan males get in Star Trek, when they have to mate or die. What's the matter, Spock, got your Pon Farr on?..
1. Really drunk and cannot get up I feel so Zambonied..... See drunk, intoxicated, drink, ice, hockey, drinking, alcohol..
1. phrase commonly used in St.Louis extending the word hella meaning a great amount of I cant hit up the mall wit u cus i got hella mo hom..