What is Tard Guard?
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another name for people who take care of mentally handicapped kids and prevent them from harming them selves or others.
johnny got a job with the tard guard, then he got pooped on
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(n.) A device put on top of water bottles to prevent the liquid inside from splashing you when you drink, referred to in the more formal name as a "splash guard". Only a true retard would need a guard to prevent him/her from pouring their drink upon his/herself.
-"OMG dude he just put a Tard Guard on his water bottle!"
-"what a retard!"
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Random Words:
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The ability to 'Spank the monkey' using either hand thus achieving a high state of pleasure.
To masterbate with either hand.
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Crank Dat Yank means to jack ya meat - masturbate - beat ya meat whatever u wanna call it thatz what it iz
"WATCH ME CRANK DAT YAN..
