What is Tard Machine?
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A man that always produces retarded children
Mike just had another baby, it is retarted, he is a tard machine
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literally a brick, a blunt object used to give someone brain damage
also "tard maker"
or "tard stick" when describing a bat or pipe
I keep a tard machine under my seat just in case i catch a little road rage.
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A variation of the coal miner. when fisting the person and grabbing the turd, just before extraction donkey punch the individual.
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The act of cropping someone out of a picture on facebook so you can have a better profile picture.
Male A: "So I got tagged in a p..
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Getting bent over and porked in the rear end.
"Man, you paid WHAT for that? You took it in the Rodney on that one."
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