What is Tard Machine?
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A man that always produces retarded children
Mike just had another baby, it is retarted, he is a tard machine
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literally a brick, a blunt object used to give someone brain damage
also "tard maker"
or "tard stick" when describing a bat or pipe
I keep a tard machine under my seat just in case i catch a little road rage.
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A polite insult used to attract ones attention when one does not respond to you for a while.
"Have you done it yet?"
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A rusty muffler and pipe system that has fallen off someone's old piece of crap car or truck that sits in the road until someone el..
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The guy who always shows up right before weed is about to be smoked.
Tim: "Hey wanna get high?"
Tim: "Oh hey Howard H. ..
