Tard Machine

What is Tard Machine?

A man that always produces retarded children

Mike just had another baby, it is retarted, he is a tard machine

See tard load, bad load

literally a brick, a blunt object used to give someone brain damage

also "tard maker"

or "tard stick" when describing a bat or pipe

I keep a tard machine under my seat just in case i catch a little road rage.

[wiivoke]

1. Having your license revoked on Nintendo Wii. Damn nigga, I been fuckin' up on Mario Kart. I might get my license Wiivoke. See nin..

Queefy Quavers

1. when u quavers smell like queef and put you off eating for the rest of your life omfg i have queefy quavers bleuch i'm gonna go th..

Poopuli

1. A word I used when my friend recorded with his MP3 player. (me with a really gay accent)Oh, my god, it's like... poopuli! and... ..

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