What is Tard Machine?
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A man that always produces retarded children
Mike just had another baby, it is retarted, he is a tard machine
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literally a brick, a blunt object used to give someone brain damage
also "tard maker"
or "tard stick" when describing a bat or pipe
I keep a tard machine under my seat just in case i catch a little road rage.
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An internet link that is likely to cause mental disemberment.
"That's a lilly link, i'd better make sure my parents are ..
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To have sexual intercourse in a trolley.Preferably Asdas.
Jodie: Fancy some trolley sex?
Hannah: Asda or tesco?
See trolley, sex, tro..
