Tard Machine

What is Tard Machine?


1.

A man that always produces retarded children

Mike just had another baby, it is retarted, he is a tard machine

See tard load, bad load

2.

literally a brick, a blunt object used to give someone brain damage

also "tard maker"

or "tard stick" when describing a bat or pipe

I keep a tard machine under my seat just in case i catch a little road rage.


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