Tard Machine

What is Tard Machine?

A man that always produces retarded children

Mike just had another baby, it is retarted, he is a tard machine

See tard load, bad load

literally a brick, a blunt object used to give someone brain damage

also "tard maker"

or "tard stick" when describing a bat or pipe

I keep a tard machine under my seat just in case i catch a little road rage.

Movement

1. 1. adjective- to approach a female with the intention of hitting on her 2. a girl who is going out with a boy could be ..

App Hunting

1. When you spend countless hours trying to find free apps for your iPod Touch or iPhone. Man i was so bored last night I started app hunt..

Vaneda

1. Lazy starving Artist Sarah is such a vaneda, but she is cool. See bohemian, procrastination, old fart, lazy, cool..

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