What is Tard Machine?
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A man that always produces retarded children
Mike just had another baby, it is retarted, he is a tard machine
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literally a brick, a blunt object used to give someone brain damage
also "tard maker"
or "tard stick" when describing a bat or pipe
I keep a tard machine under my seat just in case i catch a little road rage.
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the substance discharged after vigorous anal sex
"pass me a towel, or a sock, or ANYTHING! I've got quimley soup running down..
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Low tech.
Obsolete
Bob's cellphone doesn't play MP3s. That is so eight track.
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To take a shit on one leg and with the other leg dip your foot in the shit and smear all over someones face
Im going to pull an idaho s..
