Tard Machine

What is Tard Machine?

A man that always produces retarded children

Mike just had another baby, it is retarted, he is a tard machine

See tard load, bad load

literally a brick, a blunt object used to give someone brain damage

also "tard maker"

or "tard stick" when describing a bat or pipe

I keep a tard machine under my seat just in case i catch a little road rage.

Track-ass-bitch

1. Any person who is on the receiving end of a belligerent drunks attempt to stir a fight i.e. Drunk John says, "hey buddy you wanna..

W.a.y.s.

1. An acronym that stands for "What Are You Stupid". Particularly useful in meetings where your attendees just don't seem t..

Tig Old Bitties

1. A word that is said when a teacher is around. Im not going to tell you what it means...ill give you a hint though..Switch some letters a..

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