Tard Parker

What is Tard Parker?

Someone who cannot park their vehicle correctly in a parking lot. Originated by employees at the Competitive Gear bike shop in Erie, Pennsylvania.

If that tard parker dings my Subaru, I'm going to slash his tires.

Honduran Handshake

1. whiping your hand in a dirty place, ie testicles/anus, the proceding to shake someones hand I was pissed off at Jimmy, so i quickly whi..

Riverside

1. Its what Tupac's character says in Juice (1992) when he caps another hoodie under a bridge. Side note: one of Tupac's best per..

Yunking

1. While washing an elephant, it is the act of coaxing the penis out of the foreskin in order to give it a thourough cleansing. Tour guide..

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