Tard Parker

What is Tard Parker?

Someone who cannot park their vehicle correctly in a parking lot. Originated by employees at the Competitive Gear bike shop in Erie, Pennsylvania.

If that tard parker dings my Subaru, I'm going to slash his tires.

Rough Bidness

1. A tough predicament; an unpleasant or burdensome task. That's some rough bidness there, Bobby!..

Telepalized

1. A Dylanism.... Meaning to create a telepathic link to another person I telepalized him to pick me up a pizza See Swizzler..

Nergis Glumpum

1. 1) A person you have a negative affinity for. 2) How the hell should I know? My dad made it up. "I made up Nergis Glumpum" ..

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