Tard Parker

What is Tard Parker?

Someone who cannot park their vehicle correctly in a parking lot. Originated by employees at the Competitive Gear bike shop in Erie, Pennsylvania.

If that tard parker dings my Subaru, I'm going to slash his tires.

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