Tard Parker

What is Tard Parker?

Someone who cannot park their vehicle correctly in a parking lot. Originated by employees at the Competitive Gear bike shop in Erie, Pennsylvania.

If that tard parker dings my Subaru, I'm going to slash his tires.

Zypoc

1. A sex object forged in the desert 500 A.D, vibrating effects. I used my zypoc to have a good time last night. See zypoc, object, forge..

Prndl Stick

1. Pronounced "prindle stick". The gear shift in a car. "Dude, my PRNDL stick is stuck in park! How will we get to White Ca..

Cockwomble

1. The best insult known to man! Don't speak to that guy, he's a complete cockwomble!..

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