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A coat that has had numerous knobs wiped on it after sex.
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A white crispy coating on a posh bird's curtains
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The art of fisting a pigeon. Before punching, the puncher must verbally challenge the bird to a battle to the death. Once the challenge ..
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Wait until your girl falls asleep and grab her toothbrush. Then proceed to scrub your balls with them; don't miss an inch of your b..
