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A small turtle, in which you can jizz in.
"Hey rodreiguez, GET UR OWN FUCKING JIZZTURTLE, and stop having rodreigasms, DAAAAAMN!&q..
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to take a fat poop.
Person 1: "What are you doing"
Person 2: "I'm on the john deuce bombin"
Person 1: "..