Tard Waggling

What is Tard Waggling?

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the wobbling while walking that one experiences while intoxicated or retarded

Brian was definitely tard waggling down our hall last night after he got fucked up on two wine coolers.

See retarded, walking, drunk, college, beer, liquor, alchohol

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