Tardbait

What is Tardbait?


1.

A treat used to get retarded kids to follow your instruction. Something equivalent to a Scooby Snack.

Mrs. Johnson: "I can't get Auggie to wash his hands."

Mr. Smith: "Well give him some tardbait or something......maybe a bologna slice or a capri sun."

2.

Some one or thing that is particularly attractive to retarded people.

The half-eaten and insect covered Snickers bar was the only piece of tardbait in the public restroom.

Brad has that overly friendly look, he's a total tardbaiter.

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