What is Tardbait?
1.
A treat used to get retarded kids to follow your instruction. Something equivalent to a Scooby Snack.
Mrs. Johnson: "I can't get Auggie to wash his hands."
Mr. Smith: "Well give him some tardbait or something......maybe a bologna slice or a capri sun."
2.
Some one or thing that is particularly attractive to retarded people.
The half-eaten and insect covered Snickers bar was the only piece of tardbait in the public restroom.
Brad has that overly friendly look, he's a total tardbaiter.
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