Tardbargain

What is Tardbargain?

A bargain for a retard, i.e. thinking you got a deal when you've really been screwed. See "Car Dealerships"

Tard 1:"I just paid $5000 for this pinto!"

Tard 2:"Dude, you just got such a tardbargain..."

Goes Down Faster Than Wunderbed In A Fistfight

1. Refers to somone being defeated quickly in any given competition,or to rapidly failing technology Dude, my cable modem went down faster..

Z - Grade Celebrity

1. a so called celeribity from shows like Big Brother, only popular for the time the show is on, but when its over they are never heard off..

Audulatio

1. Similar to fellacio, except with the use of the ear rather than the mouth. "My girlfriend performed great audulatio on me last nig..

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