Tardbargain

What is Tardbargain?

A bargain for a retard, i.e. thinking you got a deal when you've really been screwed. See "Car Dealerships"

Tard 1:"I just paid $5000 for this pinto!"

Tard 2:"Dude, you just got such a tardbargain..."

Bramica

1. A Jewish woman's bra. That woman is Jewish. She must be wearing a bramica. See jew, woman, jewish, bra, wearing..

Zippered Nipples Or Laced Nipple Syndrome

1. Tits sagging so bad You have to be careful they dont get caught in your zipper when zipping up your pants or shoes when tying your laces..

The Key

1. A place where you live if you aren't tough enough to live in the Gables, and run with those scary ass Gables Centaurs. 1. I can&a..

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