Tardbargain

What is Tardbargain?

A bargain for a retard, i.e. thinking you got a deal when you've really been screwed. See "Car Dealerships"

Tard 1:"I just paid $5000 for this pinto!"

Tard 2:"Dude, you just got such a tardbargain..."

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