Tardistan

What is Tardistan?

1.

Derogitory name given to Melbourne, Australia. Fans of Melbourne Victory Football Club are routinely referred to as "tards" by rival football fans due to their moronic behaviour. Therefore, Tardistan became the nickname given to Melbourne and/or Melbourne's football stadium.

Person 1: So how did the trip to Tardistan go?

Person 2: Excellent, Adelaide beat Melbourne 3-0

See tard, muzza, melbourne, football, australia

2.

An alternate generic name for any of the many psychotic,theocratic,kleptocracies that exist in the middle east with the last letters consisting of the dreaded "STAN".These countries could fill Tard Wagons(short yellow bus)for the next century due to the fact that they are full of TARDO(retarded)backwards people.

My vacation really sucked because I accidently arranged to spend it in a filthy,vile,bleak Tardistan country!

See trashcanistan, englandistan, londonistan
13

Random Words:

Vialli's
1. As seen on supersize vs. superskinny. The best kebab house in all of Leamington Spa (hell yeah, they even have awards to prove it), per..
Read more
Krankies
1. Husband and wife team. Husband likes wife to dress up as a pre-pubescent boy and then sit in his lap. Amazingly this is all done in pu..
Read more
Urbanc
1. Rich family. Usually wipe their asses with 100's. However, the nicest people you will ever meet. They are always good looking. Wow..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free