What is Tardmata?
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Noun, Unknown marking(s) found on ones body usually after a night of heavy drinking.
Amy says "Anne, come look at this on my hands. I have no idea how these holes got in my hands..what happened last night?" To which Anne replies "Amy, this is clearly a case that you have been touched by the mystery known as Tardmata"
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