What is Tardo?
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A tardo is the evolution of a retard. when a retard gains the ability to function among normal people but is still considered retarded because of his or her awkwardness. Tardos are prone to crapping their pants in public and will most likely try to attack you if you make too much eye contact. The best way to deal with tardos is to keep away.
Steve: Holy Crap!!! did you see that new kid. I was checkin her out and then she just friggin jumped out of her chair and tried to attack me. What a tardo.
Jorge: You know what steve? I think she just crapped her pants.
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abreviation of a retard. someone who is idiotic. used in place of the overly used insult of retard.
karen is a tardo because she can't understand simple emails or follow directions. such a tardo.
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Similar to
Man this kid from 2nd block is such a tardo...He wears a Jacket, sweat pants, and gloves to school right in the middle of the summer.
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n: a back woods, slack jawed, hill billy, mouth breather... who makes frequent brake checks at his wifes request.
"Man... that hill billy tardo just SLAMMED on his brakes... for no apearant reason.
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