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A cat that has been named "Dave"
Dave? I got your food in a bowl.
Here Kityy-Kitty-Kitty
dude 1: I didnt know you had a cat..
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Someone who (usually falsely) claims victimization any time things don't go their way. Everywhere this person goes, they believe so..
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Puppy fart syndrome is when a person is shocked or woken by their own fart.
I was enjoying a good meal with family and friends when I l..