Tardpoon

What is Tardpoon?


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to tardpoon someone is the act of which a wheelchair bound person is shoved off their wheelchair in order for the tardpooner to sniff/lick the seat for pleasure. This is known as tardpooning. A successfull tardpoon is one where :

There is maximum impact on the shove, (sometimes it is more of a tackle then a shove)

The victim is more crippled/retarded

The victim squeals/flails more in the process

The strength of the odour/taste of the wheelchair seat.

"hey you wanna go tardpooning today?"

"i an a professional tardpooner."

See retard, spazz, poon, wheelchair, sport, olympics, fetish, obscure, sniff, lick


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