What is Tardtastic?
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Something so FANTASTICALLY stupid or retarded, it ceases to be fantastic and thus becomes tardtastic! Lengthen the 'A' in tard for a more dramatic effect.
"It's a TARDTASTIC day today!"
"This photocopier is acting completely tardtastic today!"
"Wow, that girl in the helmet over there is tardtastic!"
"How ya doing today there, Biff?"
"Taaaaaaaaaaardtastic!"
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