What is Tardtyping?
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To mistype a word by accidentally "shifting" your starting position over the keyboard. For example "right" can become "wifhr".
Dude, I've been tardtyping all day. I called my girlfriend a bwsru viycj on IM earlier. She slapped me so hard I still have a purple handprint on my... ass.
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When you accidentally blow your nose with the handkerchief you jizzed in a few minutes ago.
1. OH FUCK ! I used the fuckin' jizz h..