What is Tardtyping?
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To mistype a word by accidentally "shifting" your starting position over the keyboard. For example "right" can become "wifhr".
Dude, I've been tardtyping all day. I called my girlfriend a bwsru viycj on IM earlier. She slapped me so hard I still have a purple handprint on my... ass.
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Someone who can't stop bleeding, like a homopheliac, through the anus.
I fell off my bike and scraped my knees and my ass started ..