What is Tardtyping?
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To mistype a word by accidentally "shifting" your starting position over the keyboard. For example "right" can become "wifhr".
Dude, I've been tardtyping all day. I called my girlfriend a bwsru viycj on IM earlier. She slapped me so hard I still have a purple handprint on my... ass.
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A Rusty Rocket happens when you do a girl or guy in the ass with a dildo so hard, it jars the shit loose and it sticks to the dildo. Yo..
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A virgin woman that takes in the butt and still claims her purity, acting like Jesus would not mind.
Girl: No sex before marriage.
Guy..
