Tardtyping

What is Tardtyping?


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To mistype a word by accidentally "shifting" your starting position over the keyboard. For example "right" can become "wifhr".

Dude, I've been tardtyping all day. I called my girlfriend a bwsru viycj on IM earlier. She slapped me so hard I still have a purple handprint on my... ass.

See tard, typing, idiot, retard, mistake


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