What is Tardtyping?
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To mistype a word by accidentally "shifting" your starting position over the keyboard. For example "right" can become "wifhr".
Dude, I've been tardtyping all day. I called my girlfriend a bwsru viycj on IM earlier. She slapped me so hard I still have a purple handprint on my... ass.
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When you fill a box with bobble heads, cut a circular hole in the bottom, put your junk inside, and go for a long drive... for pleasure...
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He is the muffin, but not just any muffin, he is the ultra muffin!
Ultramuffin rocked out like crazy at that party!..
