Tardus Edit Meaning

1. The act of taking a dump in a woman's vagina. I would love to teach your mom about spaceship docking. See turd, vagina, deuce, sh..

1. An object, person, or concept that is appropriate to the speaker and his/her personality. That Prada leather briefcase is for me...

1. Using the power of Google image search to find pictures of David Hasselhoff to email to unsuspecting victims (See also "Hoff")..