Tardwagon

What is Tardwagon?

1. The short bus which carries mentally handicapped individuals to school.

"It's bad enough that I'm already late to class, but now I'm stuck behind the tardwagon."

Insult, much like fuckwagon, except it implies that the insulted is more of a retard than a fucker.

"Friggin' tardwagon."

"DAEE DUUUURRR DEEEEH!"

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