Tardware

What is Tardware?

Essentially useless software (or hardware) that is purchased by computer-illiterate people.

"Dude, Musicmatch is complete tardware..."

See retardware

Software or hardware with obvious design flaws that should have been fixed before release.

Windows ME is the essence of tardware, you have to factor crash and reboot time into anything you hope to get done.

See software, malware, bloatware

Smote

1. When someone licks the ass hole and up to and including the balls and back repeatedly. Guy: "Dude, my girlfriend smote the shit ou..

Brawwwrr

1. Synonym of oorgle, another llama noise Brawwwrr! Oorgle! See heero 2.>..

Raylene

1. A chick who promises to marry one dude, but, then marries another! Barbara pulled a raylene when she dumped Sig to go for Jon. See mar..

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