What is Tardware?
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Essentially useless software (or hardware) that is purchased by computer-illiterate people.
"Dude, Musicmatch is complete tardware..."
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2.
Software or hardware with obvious design flaws that should have been fixed before release.
Windows ME is the essence of tardware, you have to factor crash and reboot time into anything you hope to get done.
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To improve upon a preexisting condition of extreme foulness and/or shittiness.
Antonymns - shittify, ruin, condemn, soil, foul
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A contraption made from a huge water jug with 8 dildos coming off of it. It is used to pleasure random homosexuals. One person is requir..
