Tardware

What is Tardware?

Essentially useless software (or hardware) that is purchased by computer-illiterate people.

"Dude, Musicmatch is complete tardware..."

See retardware

Software or hardware with obvious design flaws that should have been fixed before release.

Windows ME is the essence of tardware, you have to factor crash and reboot time into anything you hope to get done.

See software, malware, bloatware

Squeeky Dolphin

1. When you are doing a chick from behind and she turns to you and makes a squeeking sound similar to that of a dolphin. I was porkin her ..

Shastic

1. Negative version of Fantastic, short for Shit-Tastic, and office environment friendly. That coffee was shastic. See terrible, aweful, ..

Muff Ears

1. When every sound you hear is an orgasm to you except white noise. a.k.a patrick oi! patrick! You have muff ears! See muff mouth, muff ..

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