Tardware

What is Tardware?

Essentially useless software (or hardware) that is purchased by computer-illiterate people.

"Dude, Musicmatch is complete tardware..."

See retardware

Software or hardware with obvious design flaws that should have been fixed before release.

Windows ME is the essence of tardware, you have to factor crash and reboot time into anything you hope to get done.

See software, malware, bloatware

Preppy Goth

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Dumpkin

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Pertdal

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