Tardware

What is Tardware?

Essentially useless software (or hardware) that is purchased by computer-illiterate people.

"Dude, Musicmatch is complete tardware..."

See retardware

Software or hardware with obvious design flaws that should have been fixed before release.

Windows ME is the essence of tardware, you have to factor crash and reboot time into anything you hope to get done.

See software, malware, bloatware

Alchage

1. Its alcohol, used to describe more than one bottle. its your source of alcohol. 1)hey, we need to get some more alchage up in this p..

Jbooty

1. inbetween a joint and sum bud lets get sum jbooty and make a heavy blunt See weed, bud, cocaine, cannabis..

Beat And Blow

1. what we used to call the drum and bugle corps in the air force, also useful to describe high school band dweebs hes not in our unit any..

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