What is Tardware?
1.
Essentially useless software (or hardware) that is purchased by computer-illiterate people.
"Dude, Musicmatch is complete tardware..."
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2.
Software or hardware with obvious design flaws that should have been fixed before release.
Windows ME is the essence of tardware, you have to factor crash and reboot time into anything you hope to get done.
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Random Words:
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When a poker player takes a long time to make a decision.
Fortunately, he "went in the tank", so I knew my hand was good.
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someone who is staring,
usually a lustful stare
at a bar or other public place.
Also can be used as a verb.
"I'm gonna sm..
