Tardware

What is Tardware?

Essentially useless software (or hardware) that is purchased by computer-illiterate people.

"Dude, Musicmatch is complete tardware..."

See retardware

Software or hardware with obvious design flaws that should have been fixed before release.

Windows ME is the essence of tardware, you have to factor crash and reboot time into anything you hope to get done.

See software, malware, bloatware

Z0mp

1. used by nixus regulars meaning rad or tottaly cool way cool dude! that shit is really z0mp! See Paul..

Anyhoodle

1. Basically it is another way to say anyway If someone interupts you, say "Anyhoodle" and continue with your sentence..

Spider Pubes

1. fucking long pubes that are always spread out and uncontrolable That Vegan girl had spider pubes, it turned me off See pubes, vegan, s..

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