Tardwear

What is Tardwear?


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Ugly-ass clothing that tells everyone you're a complete dumbshitor douchebag, typically featuring garish designs that are the graphic-arts abortions. Examples of popular tardwear brands include "TapouT" and "No Fear," and there are many more.

Ever since Sam started rockin' the TapouT tardwear, it's become pretty apparent that his prefrontal lobotomy must have kicked him in the head hard.

What kind of douche puts giant tardwear logos like "No Fear" or "TapouT" in their car or truck windows?

See mook, dumb, retarded, ugly, stupid, lame, douche, federline, k-fed, duh


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