Tardwich

What is Tardwich?

The high velocity (and often hilarious) collision of two less-than-able-minded individuals....

When Colin and Jamie made that tardwich in the hallway, I almost died laughing

See tard, sandwich, retard, crash, collision

A person of either gender who acts is an obnoxious, stupid and dumbass fashion.

Shut up you tardwich!!

See asshat, dumbass, retard, fucktard, ass

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