Tardy Patch

What is Tardy Patch?

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If you are too late in keeping the spill of your condom from dripping onto your partner you have a tardy patch! It comes from mustard patch which I heard these cheerleaders back in high school talking about in front of my locker.

Babycakes, I left my tardy patch on your quilt. Sweetie Pie get out of my bed please and go take a bath.

See mustard patch, german hanky, mustard seed sperm
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