Tardy Turd

What is Tardy Turd?


1.

A turd that arrives soon after one has cleaned or washed their ass.

After just taking a shower it was disappointing to have to drop a tardy turd ruining my clean ass.

See late, shit, delayed, deuce, crap, dirty ass


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