Targasm

What is Targasm?


1.

The euphoric, orgasmic feeling one has when shopping at Target, especially when one finds something fantastic.

I had a targasm when I saw those fabulous shoes for only $9.99.

See orgasm, excited, target, wal-mart, fabulous

2.

The euphoria one experiences when shopping in Target after being deprived of this experience-- for instance, by living in a rural area or moving to a backward, undeveloped nation.

"After 6 months with the Peace Corps, I returned to San Diego and had to restock all my cheap plastic apartment crap. I went to Target and got all flushed and giddy and just felt this rush of ecstasy pushing my massive cart through the glossy, brilliantly lit aisles. Then I went to a second Target, making this a multiple Targasm -- The Big T! When it was all over, i wanted a cigarette-- and i don't even smoke."

See retail therapy, shopaholic, consumerism


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