Tarmacking

What is Tarmacking?


1.

the act of defocating onto someone, and then smearing it in. like hot rolled asphalt.

although elton liked a good tarmacking , he found it difficult to clean his congealed chest hair afterwards.

See tarmacing, tarmac, scat, poo

2.

After enjoying a lady from behind, pull out, straddle her back and squeeze out a Morecombe steamer on her.

Bill had a good night with Judy last week, they both especially enjoyed the tarmacking Bill gave Judy.

After the tarmacking from Bob, Henrietta was distraught.

3.

to run someone over with your car

"John got sent down for tarmacking a copper"

See murder, hit and run, car accident, death


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