What is Tarmacking?
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the act of defocating onto someone, and then smearing it in. like hot rolled asphalt.
although elton liked a good tarmacking , he found it difficult to clean his congealed chest hair afterwards.
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After enjoying a lady from behind, pull out, straddle her back and squeeze out a Morecombe steamer on her.
Bill had a good night with Judy last week, they both especially enjoyed the tarmacking Bill gave Judy.
After the tarmacking from Bob, Henrietta was distraught.
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to run someone over with your car
"John got sent down for tarmacking a
copper "
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Sticking ones nose up another mans arse hole.
Fillipe sticks his nose up his mothers ass to make the food smell better.
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When a bag (of any sort) is shat in. The bag will then become a "Viking Bronze Hammer" when it is used as a blunt weapon over ..
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When two people are connected at the soul and secretly they are meant to be to the point where they do everything the same
Joe and Lisa..
