What is Tarmacsurfing?
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The consequence from suffering a fast
Bloke 1: Hey fella, what did you get up to last weekend?
Bloke 2: I went out on my Gixxer, unfortunately I went Tarmacsurfing when I lost the front in a long sweeper.
Bloke 1: Downer!
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Manual sexual stimulation involving a rapid "jacking off" of the penis, followed immediately (and finished by) a quick spank t..
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to insert the erect genitellia of the male into the anal cavity of another person.
Donksta would queer your crack, watch out Coby, here..
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A joke or a statement that is as terrible as ejaculating hairy elephant penis.
Student1: *Farts so loud the whole class heard*
student..