Tarmacsurfing

What is Tarmacsurfing?


1.

The consequence from suffering a fast lowside crash on a motorbike, where you skid your sorry ass down the road, possibly resulting in severe abrasion injuries.

Bloke 1: Hey fella, what did you get up to last weekend?

Bloke 2: I went out on my Gixxer, unfortunately I went Tarmacsurfing when I lost the front in a long sweeper.

Bloke 1: Downer!


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