What is Tarmacsurfing?
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The consequence from suffering a fast
Bloke 1: Hey fella, what did you get up to last weekend?
Bloke 2: I went out on my Gixxer, unfortunately I went Tarmacsurfing when I lost the front in a long sweeper.
Bloke 1: Downer!
Random Words:
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Word used by redneck cock suckers to tell what they used to be able to do.
Redneck 1: Hey Cleeetus, can youz drives a car?
Redneck 2: ..