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When you need to hide an erection and you tuck it straight up into your waistband/beltline. The cock is similar to the hand of a clock a..
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WHen you're fucking a chick doggie style, and you start nawing on her back, and you piss inside of her.
Since I couldn't piss..
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When i'm changing my kids diaper, just when i'm about to lock it around him he starts spraying like old faithful!
I just got ..