What is Tarnishing Your Spud?
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When a male is masturbating, he ejaculates, but the fast, steady, rythmic motion of his hand keeps propelling itself automatically, so that the semen ejected gets smeared all over the participant's penis.
I bet you were tarnishing your spud.
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