Tarp

What is Tarp?


1.

A female with a penis. She lures you in for sex, but little does the unsuspecting guy know her package is bigger :p

commonly found at 4chan as a purposeful mispelling of "Trap"

(girl undresses)

(Guy)"OMG!! IT'S A TARP!!"

(guy cuts himself)

See trap, tranny, omg, wtf

2.

A dastardly trap which is discovered by the intended victim, much too late to react in time.

or

Any situation where you are forced to make a spot decision

being the general who discovers a large group of imperial cruisers heading straight for his rebel fleet - "its a tarp!"

or

should i wear underwear today? - "a tarp!12"

3.

TARP (n), an acroynym originally known as the "Troubled Assets Relief Program" in which the US Treasury provided tax dollars to ailing financial institutions without any linked requirements or accountability. Tarp may also be used as a verb, to tarp, which implies an action or activity void of accountability.

I don't feel like working so I'm going to the beach and tarp all responsibility.

See shun, avoid, dodge, evade

4.

"tarp" is the short form of "tarpaulin", which is a waterproofed canvas

"The tarp has sprung a leak"

Nirvana - Something In The Way

See tarp, canvas, waterproof

5.

Taxpayer Assisted Recreation Plan. A program that allows incompetent executives of banks, insurance companies and investment firms to live in luxury on public funds while railing against the evils of "socialism".

Thanks to TARP, failed executives can have all the perks formerly enjoyed by successful ones. What a deal!

See bailout, tarp, banks, aig

6.

to borrow without returning

can i tarp a piece of paper from you

See borrow, steal, take, have, felony

7.

referring to a shirt or sweater

"is that your #1 tarp?"

"Hun, just put on a warm tarp and walk over here"

See shirt, jacket, clothes, party, sweater


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