What is Tarp Baby?
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-- A baby or group of plastic baby dolls who have been subjected to nuclear radiation and now live beneath the cover of your bbq. The symptoms include doctor-like superiority, duck feet and chupacabra tattoos. Often wearing dirty white leotards or canapes/ other petite cakes.
Like scene kids, they rub dirt on their bodies for dramatic effect. I love my tarp babies.
A tarp baby is a very social creature. Tarp babies come out at night. (to play)Don't let them in the screen door, they will snort your coffee and use your brains as intestines.
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