Tarpet

What is Tarpet?

Carpet that is so stained, a thick layer of a black, shiny tar like substance remains on the surface

The carpet was so dirty there was a thick layer of sludge over it - more like 'tarpet' really.

See tar, filthy, houso, tarpit, carpet

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