Tarquin Touchcloth

What is Tarquin Touchcloth?

when you follow through after a vigorous fart

'Oh Christ, just did a Tarky Toucher in my Undies'

See Beardo

Ashum

1. a lispy version of "awesome" "dudesth. sthat wasth thso ashum" See awesome, cool, whatever, neato, beans..

Accounts Department

1. See cunt The accounts department? Oh, you mean the room full of beaurocratic cunts!..

Maliapage

1. a term which means, "cute" or a state of always looking good. Man, that girl is so maliapage! I'd love to get with that...

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