Tart Toddling

What is Tart Toddling?


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The act of opening a poptart pouch and taking only one of the two poptarts leaving the second one to go stale.

I hate living at my brothers house with all the Tart Toddling that goes on!

See poptart, toddler, tart, pop, stale, Dooley


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