Tartlin Edit Meaning

1. After shooting your load you take a piss and your piss is separated into two streams I just nailed that sket and had a tosspiss after b..

1. I have no idea what you just said, I am perplexed or baffled. What did you say¿? I'm confused, I have no idea what you are talking..

1. cool, fashionably attractive or impressive, really awesome Dude, that guitar playing was really .999! Wow! you were so .999 last nigh..