Taser Cow Edit Meaning

1. The proprtion of your wages that you earn while taking a turd at work. Professional defecation. "15 minutes til lunchtime... Pass ..

1. It is a religion in which we believe in: we have a zombie jesus named Marvin. Our leader is Marvin, not god, leader. you may know hi..

1. Staying warm when walking outside in the winter thanks to being buzzed/drunk. If it weren't for my liquid blanket I would've ..