Taser Cow Edit Meaning

1. Having one's scutepipe plundered in a deserted car park. Poor old McIvor has taken a dose of Drew's Shame. His arse looks li..

1. A wonderous creation. It is a vaguely meat-like soy product...and some damn fine eatin! Pass the tofurky guys. Man, I'm so glad ou..

1. Dublin slang - a unit of measurement based on the female pubic hair. "I was a gee hair away from hitting that other car."..