Task Manager

What is Task Manager?


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when your computer crashes, press CTRL- ALT- DEL.

This will bring up a program called the "task manager", which freezes all forms of input possible, other than the keys, CTRL, ALT, and DEL.

Did you know that if you press CTRL- ALT- DELand hold it for a really long time, the task manager will come up several hundred times, thus freezing up your computer even more! Thanks Micro$oft!


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