What is Tastes Like Dick?
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slang; exclaiming it "tastes like dick" compares said beverage or food to the "cheesey" rod found in a chav's paints; nasty, smelly, putrid, trying to immitate the other sexual beverages, but not living up to boasted reputation.
Just say that you've been given something to eat or drink by your homeslice and it tastes terrible or is just plain weak sauce;
Jay "Anything to drink up in this place"
Homeslice "Fo' shizzle ma' nizzle get ur laughing grear around this!"
Jay "Garr! Ohr that tastes like dick !!"
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A penis, specifically when it shoots large amounts of semen in a single or biforcated pattern.
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