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any person (or teacher) who is a pain in the *insert rude word here*
you twatty mc cockface!
See twat, cock, face, teacher, lawyer..
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a single tear streaming down your face
"WAHAHAHhhaaahhhh!" *onesie tear streams down face*
See tear, cry, weenie, baby, man..
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Special mittens designed to make sheep shagging easy. They just cant get away...
Bruce: "Fetch me my velcro mittens im feeling ran..